Dorset childcare jobs

We are looking for an apprentice to start with immediate effect.
You must have a keen interest for looking after children aged between 4 months and 4 years.
You must have a warm personality which makes each individual child feel loved.
It is essential to laugh at jokes that you don't understand. You must be able to distribute warm hugs and possess the skills to count the heads of rapidly moving small children.
You must be comfortable walking out of work into public places covered in paint and or other substances. The ability to remember the names of many children, their pets and special soft toys is essential.
Finally, you must be prepared to feel loved by the small children and their families.
There simply is no other job like this one!;